They have sacrificed their futures because they believed that the good of the one, ...you, ...was more important to them. "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)" The Space Coyote (Johnny Cash), a coyote who appeared in Homer's chili-induced hallucination and set Homer on a quest to find his true soulmate. SPOCK: ...You came back for me. Such unprofessional behaviour. McCOY: Thousands! KIRK: While Captain Spock and I will attempt to trace these whale songs to their source. There will be no further outbursts from the floor. GILLIAN: You need me. ...Besides, I am most impressed with your performance in this ...crisis. KIRK: Switch to manual control, Mister Sulu. AMANDA: Spock, ...the retraining of your mind has been in the Vulcan way, so you may not understand feelings. Break the glass windows, then build the LEGO pieces into a ladder. GILLIAN: They're gonna have to take their chances. We call them George and Gracie. STARFLEET DISPLAY OFFICER: Tokyo, total cloud coverage. Woman: [whispering] He's right over there. Spock trusted you. Large mushroom, pepperoni with extra onions and a Michelob, please. ...Scotty, how soon? ...Please, let me finish. How? KIRK: Where are you going? Why would I need a ride this afternoon? Humpbacks were indigenous to Earth. SULU: We are crossing the terminator into night. CHEKOV: ...Chekov, ...Pavel, ...Rank, ...Admiral! Comedy. Where are you from? Can you hear me? Well, don't look at me... just because I'm holding a pair of scissors. (a kiss) See you around the galaxy. Aux. 'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo. I must say, Professor, your knowledge of engineering is most impressive. CHEKOV: My name? I explained you'd come all the way her from Edinburgh on appointment to study methods of manufacturing by Plexicorp, but they don't seem to know anything about it. If you will all take your seats. McCOY: It is. The first commonly held misconception is that whales are fish. I'll bring them to me. I'm sure they'd have mentioned it in the newspaper. KIRK: I have no time to argue with you, or even tell you how much you've meant to us. ...Name! All emergency systems are non-functional. It wouldn't have been good for them. ANTIQUE STORE OWNER: Well, they'd be worth more if the lenses were intact. Full power descent. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 12, 1997. Scissors which I need to, uh- to... gussy up these curtains. McCOY: Are you sure? SPOCK: That much is certain. I won't have any beer. I've got to bring you in one at a time. SPOCK: If memory serves, there was a dubious flirtation with nuclear fission reactors resulting in toxic side effects. KIRK: I have got a hunch we'd all be a lot happier discussing this over dinner. SCOTT: Humpbacked ...people? KIRK: Uhura. McCOY: I just wish we could cloak the stench. WAITER: Great choice, ...and you, sir? The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango! NICHOLS: Gregory! What's wrong with you? ...It's too bad because they're really quite friendly, as you can see. GILLIAN: Okay, what the hell! [In the living room is Ormand's funeral being held] Homer: Oh, I guess I should speak to the executor of his estate. SCOTT: I'll try, sir. McCOY: Well, then you're gonna have to take your best shot. GILLIAN: No. F.D. Oh, why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper? Enterprise, I look back on our most recent adventure and realise I could not have asked for a more dependable ship or dedicated crew. ...Do you mind if I ask a few questions? We demand the extradition of Kirk! How thick would a piece of your plexiglass need to be, at sixty feet by ten feet to withstand the pressure of eighteen thousand cubic feet of water? Helm, reduce closing speed! SPOCK: Most unusual. Now, Helen, let us not glory in Homer's binge drinking. Oh, Mister Spock! What are you trying to hide from me? ...Also, I must apologise for my attire. RED ALERT! KIRK: You want the details? ...My transporter power's down to minimal. KIRK: Iowa. And that talkin' coyote was really just a talkin' dog. GILLIAN: Beautiful, aren't they? But they are not the hell your whales. You promised you wouldn't drink. SPOCK: Specifically, humpback whales. KIRK: Flown, ...and that's the last you'll see of them? GILLIAN: Despite all the things that they are teaching us we have to return George and Gracie to the open sea. McCOY: Are you really going to try this time travel in this rust bucket? I've got nobody here. Can you name the trivia about the classic Simpsons episode 'The Mysterious Voyage of Homer'? I'd be happy to help out. ...Mister President, even with planetary reserves we cannot survive without the sun. Oh my God! Link. ...Hold it! McCOY: Dialysis? GILLIAN: Who are you? I'm going to mine. SPOCK: For example? Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. UHURA: Two eight three degrees, ...fifteen point two kilometres. SARATOGA HELMSMAN: Thruster controls have been neutralised! Mister Chekov will issue a phaser and communicator to each team. ...We are functioning on reserve power only. Directed by Jim Reardon. SPOCK: Attempting the hell to communicate. Your best guess. You're talking about the end of every life on Earth! ...On speakers. UHURA: I'll have bearing and distance for you, sir. FEDERATION PRESIDENT (OC): The transmissions of an orbiting Probe are causing critical damage to this planet. The Simpsons focuses on a family of five. KIRK: If you will, Mister Sulu. Trying to teach whales to retrieve torpedoes, or some dipshit stuff like that? INTERN #2: I was there. Geez. McCOY: We're dealing with medievalism here! ...Well, Spock, here we are, thanks to your restored memory and a little bit of good luck, we're walking the streets of San Francisco looking for a couple of humpback whales. BOB: Gillian. I'm gonna take our guest down and have a look at her whales. Original airdate: January 5, 1997 "El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)" is the ninth episode of the eight season of The Simpsons. SCOTT: Ah! SCOTT: Excelsior? Bye-bye. SPOCK: In progress, Admiral. UHURA: I should never have left him. Jonathan Livingston Seagull! KIRK: Any luck? THE SIMPSONS / 1994 Original TV Show Script… KIRK: Uhura! GILLIAN: My whales? GILLIAN: Ah! KIRK: A ship is a ship. KIRK: In fact, we may be able to help you in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine. SARATOGA CAPTAIN (OC): Emergency lights! How soon can we be ready for warp speed? They will surface. When I'm kicking you, that means hurry up. I'll give you one hundred dollars. FEDERATION PRESIDENT: Status report, Admiral! GILLIAN: Are we leaving? Original Airdate: Apr 10, 1987. Checkmate. NICHOLS: Professor... NICHOLS: Still? KIRK: Give me a round figure, Mister Scott. "The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer") is the ninth episode of Season 8. There is the father, Homer, a dull-witted, alcoholic, lazy, but lovable man. CHEKOV: No sir. AMANDA: You're half human. FEDERATION PRESIDENT (OC): All power sources have failed. ...Think about it SCOTT: Mister Sulu, that's all I can give you! Onboard computer will interface with Federation memory bank. Grade School Confidential “And when Bart opened the door, we saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel kissing! We're on a collision course! He saved us all. McCOY: Umm. SAREK: Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mister President. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); [Male Voice] You are on a quest for knowledge. TEST COMPUTER VOICE: ...White Queen to section five, grid six. GILLIAN: Surprise! McCOY: Come on. (the Bird-of-Prey slingshots around the sun) Maybe I do, son. Gracie is not only pregnant, she is very pregnant ...and at noon tomorrow, ...when there is sure to be a media circus, ...the whales get shipped out. Right this way. KIRK: You're gonna be all right. (they push the hi-jacked gurney with Gillian on it into the elevator). Get some help! McCOY: What kind of ship is that? KIRK: One little mistake. They was givin' me sour stomach. The Klingons have lost two vessels. It's a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon. GILLIAN: What was that? McCOY: Aye sir. She's arming torpedoes! Siehe 47 Bewertungen für Penninkhof.de. Wait, mister. Free shipping . CHEKOV: Excuse me. : Confirmed, Roger that. ...Hit the deck! KLINGON AMBASSADOR: Then Kirk goes unpunished? ...George and Gracie's transmitter. All set? McCOY: The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe. KIRK: It's possible. We can only wait for them to call. McCOY: Jim, where are we? ... "The Mysterious Voyage of Homer" and "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"). GILLIAN: Good. ...Dammit! KIRK: About those colourful metaphors we discussed. All right, let's do our job and get out of here. KIRK: Hello, Alice. KIRK: Go on! How much? So listen well. GILLIAN: I'm so happy for you, I can't tell you! Really! I'm your guide this morning, my name is Doctor Gillian Taylor, but you can call me Gillian. McCOY: No, Spock. Leningrad has lost all electrical power. By the beginning of the fusion era, these reactors had been replaced, but at this time, we may be able to find some. There shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives! SPOCK: Is there something wrong with the one I have? SCOTT: Don't know anything about it? Oh, well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it. Don't you remember? KIRK: Excuse me, we'll take that! McCOY: Well, in that case... Now wait just a damn minute! CHEKOV: We are looking for the naval base in Alameda. ...Three one zero to the Bering Sea. TORG: ...The ship appears to be deserted. The song is directly ahead. GILLIAN: I know, I know. Now, if you don't want the sofa, I'll have to ask you to leave. The artery must be repaired. GILLIAN: You wanna try it from the top? SPOCK: I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions. SCOTT (OC): Warp seven point five, ...Seven point nine,... SCOTT: Hold on tight, lassie. SPOCK: I must go to Earth. GILLIAN: I'm a sucker for hard luck cases. OLDER WOMAN: Maybe he's singing to that man. CARTWRIGHT: Mister President, the Probe is headed directly for us, The signal is damaging everything in its path. SPOCK: Simple logic will suffice. FBI AGENT: Go ahead. TEST COMPUTER VOICE: ...Correct. McCOY: Well, dammit? GILLIAN: What you're hearing is recorded whale song. Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face. ...Behold! SARATOGA HELMSMAN: Ready, Captain. Nuestro is Spanish for "our," and "Jomer" is a Spanish pronunciation wordplay on "Homer" (in Spanish, the letter J is pronounced as an English H). TEST COMPUTER VOICE: What is the molecular formula of aluminum sulfide crystal? SCOTT: That's the ticket, laddie. DOCTOR #2: I don't know. KIRK: Lemme tell you something. FBI AGENT: Like who you really are and what you're doing here and what these things here are. UHURA: Admiral? Switch power immediately to planetary reserves. Uhura, what's on the com channels? I thought you made it up with her last night. Good hunting. KIRK: My friends, ...we've come home. NICHOLS: Thank you. SCOTT: Aye sir? COMPUTER VOICE (on viewscreen): ...six, ...five, ...four, ...three, ...two, ...one... CARTWRIGHT: We are launching everything we have. I'm coming with you. AU $275.08. (Gillian's pick-up arrives) What about team two? SCOTT: I suppose I could. We were only trying to help. GILLIAN: All right. It's a forgone conclusion that none of these people have ever seen an extra-terrestrial before. KIRK: Status? All attempts at regaining power have failed. 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